sometimes ya just gotta share ("these be funny")

i love creativity, a process that often seems to flow at its own will. i crave creating and am delighted when it happens accidentally or after months of staring at the same design, the same rhetorical pattern, or the same poem, to find it transformed in an instance. i cave in laughter when someone else's creations tickle my mind in certain ways. so i hope you enjoy these quotes from my latest batch of freshmen essays...

"A redneck is like moonshine, deeply rooted in Southern tradition and cultivated outside the law. While it is true that people of many walks of life live under the delusion that 'the rules do not apply to me,' a redneck makes it his life's battle cry. Speed limits on two-lane country roads are as relevant to his driving as the spring collection at Bergdorf-Goodman's."

"Now she has been diagnosed with mild altimeters."

"He grabbed a 'blessed candle' so they could pray. I suppose they did not remember that the ghost was not Catholic."

"I believe that God created sex for man in wife."

and they flow on and on, so so do i...